Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on November 24, 1962)

Happy Birthday, John! Another year older, yet your humor remains as timeless as the early days of Dork Tower—back when webcomics were still dial-up friendly. You've rolled critical hits in cartooning and game design alike, proving that laughter truly is the best medicine (though Dr. Blink might argue therapy sessions are a close second).

From pioneering webcomics in 1997 to winning awards and hearts worldwide, your creativity continues to level up. May this birthday bring you more success than a munchkin hoarding treasure cards—and fewer existential crises than your superhero patients. Keep drawing smiles; we need them now more than ever!