56 years old (Born on January 13, 1969)
Happy Birthday to the legendary John Kronus! Whether you're eliminating opponents alongside Perry Saturn or flying high in ECW, you've always known how to make an entrance—and a memorable exit. Your moves were so extreme, even gravity had trouble keeping up!From your unforgettable battles in Extreme Championship Wrestling and USWA rings, you proved that tag-team wrestling could be both fierce and fun. Today we celebrate not just another year of suplexes and moonsaults but also your timeless ability to entertain fans everywhere.
Here's hoping this birthday is as epic as one of The Eliminators' Total Elimination finishers—minus any broken furniture!