Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on February 09, 1961)

Happy Birthday, John Kruk! From your signature mullet days in Philly to those iconic moments at first base and epic All-Star appearances, you've always been the reason baseball felt like home. Few players combine pinpoint hitting with comedic flair quite like you did—legendary for claiming you're not an athlete, just a ballplayer.

Even now, your witty commentary proves that retirement is merely trading cleats for microphones—and maybe some hot dogs. Thanks for reminding us laughter belongs as much on the field as competitiveness does. Have another fantastic year filled with curveballs of joy (and preferably fewer cheese steaks).