Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on September 24, 1961)

Happy Birthday, John Logan! Another year wiser and still crafting epic adventures—your scripts have turned gladiators into legends, samurai warriors into poetic heroes, chameleons into Western movie stars (who knew Rango would be cooler than Johnny Depp himself?), and Bond villains even Bond secretly admires.

With blockbusters like Gladiator or Skyfall behind you, the bar is set painfully high. But let's face it—you've mastered storytelling better than Russell Crowe masters swordplay or Daniel Craig rocks a tuxedo. Here's wishing your next masterpiece will blow our minds again—but first celebrate with cake in true blockbuster style. Cheers!