Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on December 24, 1965)

Happy Birthday, John McStay! A defender so solid that strikers still wake up in cold sweats remembering your tackles. From Motherwell to Raith Rovers and Albion Rovers, you left a trail of bewildered forwards wondering how the ball vanished from their feet.

Though you've hung up your boots since 2003, legends say attackers across Scotland still glance nervously over their shoulders on matchdays—just in case you're lurking nearby. May your birthday be filled with fewer yellow cards than usual and more cake slices than clean sheets. Cheers to another year of celebrating those timeless defensive masterclasses!