Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on October 25, 1950)

Happy Birthday to the legendary John Milo Matuszak—football giant, movie star, and everyone's favorite gentle giant! At 6'9", you towered over opponents on the field, helping lead your Raiders to two unforgettable Super Bowl victories. Quarterbacks trembled at your approach; fans cheered wildly as you dominated defensive lines.

Yet perhaps even more iconic was your transformation into Sloth from "The Goonies." Who knew beneath that fierce football exterior lay a lovable hero who taught us all about friendship—and Baby Ruth bars? Today we celebrate both sides of this remarkable man: fearsome athlete and beloved actor. Hey You Guuuys—Happy Birthday!