Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 28, 1986)

Happy Birthday, John Moffitt! From dominating the trenches as a fierce offensive guard drafted by the Seattle Seahawks in 2011, you've always known how to tackle life head-on—usually with a smile and plenty of laughs. Your legendary blocks on game day were almost as impressive as your sideline antics; rumor has it defensive linemen still have nightmares about facing you!

Here's wishing you another year filled with joy, laughter, and fewer bruises than your NFL days. May your birthday be celebrated like one of those epic touchdown drives: full of excitement, cheers from friends and family—and absolutely no penalties!