Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on June 21, 1939)

Happy Birthday, Ambassador Negroponte! You've navigated diplomacy across more countries than most people have stamps in their passports. From Honduras to Iraq and the Philippines to Mexico—your frequent flyer miles alone must be legendary!

Your remarkable ability to serve under four different presidents proves you're either incredibly talented or exceptionally patient (probably both). Whether negotiating at the UN or steering through complex foreign policy waters, you've always managed it with grace—and perhaps a well-timed joke.

Here's wishing you another year filled with successful negotiations, fewer diplomatic crises, and plenty of cake. Cheers from all corners of your global fan club!