Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on September 22, 1955)

Happy Birthday, John O. Brennan! Here's to the man whose life reads like an action-packed spy novel—full of covert missions and secret briefings. Your decades-long dedication in intelligence made a huge impact on national security efforts; from managing sensitive operations to bravely navigating Washington's tricky political landscape, you're clearly always several chess moves ahead.

Despite leading during challenging times and controversial debates surrounding interrogation techniques and counterterrorism strategies, your resilience shone brightest when tackling complex threats head-on with unwavering courage.

So here's hoping this birthday is as spectacularly successful (and considerably less intense) than running America's most famously secretive agency. Cheers!