Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on April 25, 1942)

Happy Birthday, John! Another year wiser and still eloquently dissecting politics with the precision of a Thatcher-era speechwriter. Your pen remains sharper than ever—rumor has it even Margaret herself would nod approvingly at your latest columns.

From crafting iconic speeches in Downing Street to enlightening readers today, you've consistently proven that political wit never goes out of style. May this birthday bring you as much joy as watching opponents stumble over their own arguments—and may your insights continue to age better than fine British tea (and certainly better than most politicians' promises).

Cheers to many more brilliant years ahead!