80 years old (Born on January 28, 1945)
Happy Birthday, John Perkins! May your day be filled with laughter and joy—after all those years of confessing economic espionage, you deserve a break. Your tales as an "economic hit man" have certainly made birthdays awkward at the World Bank cafeteria—but hey, controversy is timeless!Congratulations on continuing to inspire lively debates worldwide; you've successfully turned global economics into thrilling bedtime reading. Here's hoping this year brings fewer covert operations and more cake-filled celebrations. Remember: age is just another number in your ledger—and unlike national debts you've discussed so vividly, yours isn't growing exponentially... yet!