Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on March 23, 1962)

Happy Birthday to the comedian whose buffet tales have left us laughing till we cried—John Pinette! Whether you're hilariously recounting your encounter with gluten-free bread or reminding us that salad isn't food, you've always served up humor a la carte. Your timeless "I'm Starvin'" routine has become comedy gold, proving you are truly unforgettable in every delicious rant.

From dominating stand-up stages and specials to stealing scenes on screen, your comedic antics have gifted endless laughter. As you celebrate today (hopefully at an all-you-can-eat buffet in heaven!), know that down here we're still fed plenty of smiles from your witty legacy.