Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on November 20, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Ambassador Bolton! May your day be filled with as much energy and determination as you brought to the United Nations. Who else could make diplomatic debates feel like a high-stakes courtroom drama? Your iconic mustache alone deserves its own seat at the Security Council!

From Maryland attorney to UN ambassador, you've navigated international politics with sharp wit and unwavering resolve. Whether people agreed or disagreed, no one ever doubted your passion for defending America's interests on the global stage. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer vetoes from life—and more unanimous resolutions of cake slices in your favor!