Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on August 04, 1949)

Happy Birthday, John Riggins! Another year older and still running strong—though perhaps not quite as fast as that legendary fourth-down dash in Super Bowl XVII. Your iconic touchdown run remains timeless proof that age is just a number (and defenders are merely obstacles).

From your unforgettable MVP performance to your induction into the Hall of Fame, you've tackled life with humor and grit. May this birthday bring you laughter louder than stadium cheers, celebrations bigger than championship parades—and cake slices larger than any linebacker could handle. Here's to more touchdowns off the field; keep scoring big laughs!