Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on August 09, 1944)

Happy Birthday, John Simpson! You've spent decades bravely reporting from the world's hotspots—dodging bullets, navigating political minefields, and somehow always managing to keep your tie straight. From Baghdad to Kabul, you've shown us that journalism isn't just about facts; it's also about courage under fire (and occasionally ducking for cover).

Your recent insights continue to inspire audiences worldwide. Whether calmly analyzing global crises or sharing anecdotes of adventures past, you remind us all why you're a broadcasting legend. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer war zones and more cake slices—you've certainly earned it! Keep making headlines without becoming one yourself!