Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on October 04, 1990)

Happy Birthday, John Stertzer! From your impressive MLS debut with Real Salt Lake back in 2013 to every midfield battle you've conquered since, you've always shown us how it's done. Your footwork is smoother than birthday cake frosting and your passes more precise than candles on a cake.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic goals, unforgettable assists, and plenty of laughs along the way. May this birthday be as legendary as your best moments on the pitch—timelessly awesome! Keep kicking it strong; you're truly one-of-a-kind both on and off the field. Cheers to you today!