57 years old (Born on March 15, 1968)
Happy Birthday, John Tardy! Wishing our favorite vocalist the most 'Obituary'-worthy celebration yet—complete with enough cake to require an actual obituary afterward. Your fierce vocals have kept metalheads energized through countless brutal riffs and legendary mosh pits; truly ageless while death-metal aging gracefully doesn't come easy!From epic growls on "Slowly We Rot" all the way up to recent powerhouses like your triumphant performances worldwide—you’ve masterfully defined screaming poetry for generations. May this birthday bring you even more rocking moments ahead because let's face it: as long as there's breath in those infamous lungs, you'll always be timeless!