Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on March 23, 1957)

Happy Birthday, John Tonelli! You're the only guy we know who can casually say, "Oh yeah, I won four Stanley Cups in a row," and still sound humble. Your legendary run with the Islanders from 1980 to 1983 made hockey history—and probably gave you enough championship rings to open your own jewelry store.

And let's not forget how you helped ignite Calgary's first-ever Stanley Cup Final appearance in '86. Clearly, wherever you skated, greatness followed (and maybe a few jealous goalies). Here's hoping your birthday is as timeless as your playoff beard and as memorable as your clutch goals!