Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on March 18, 1932)

Happy Birthday, John Updike! From crafting witty verses in "The Carpentered Hen" to exploring the complexities of suburban life with Rabbit Angstrom, your literary genius has kept readers chuckling and pondering for decades. Your knack for turning everyday moments into profound insights is unmatched—who knew hens could be so philosophical?

Here's wishing you another year filled with sharp observations, clever rhymes, and perhaps fewer existential crises among poultry. May your pen remain ever sharp and your humor timelessly fresh. Cheers to more success—and may all rabbits (and hens) continue hopping joyfully through the pages of literature!