Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on February 24, 1932)

Happy Birthday to the legendary John Vernon, whose unforgettable portrayal of Dean Wormer in "Animal House" taught generations that fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life—but it sure makes for hilarious cinema! Your stern glare and deadpan delivery turned disciplinary lectures into comedic gold.

Even today, your iconic line about double secret probation remains timelessly funny. Thanks for giving us countless laughs and reminding us all never to take ourselves too seriously. Here's hoping your birthday celebration has zero point zero dull moments—because as we know from you: fun should always be off probation!