Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on March 23, 1967)

Happy Birthday, John Wayne Bobbitt! Your life has truly been filled with jaw-dropping moments—particularly the night you gained national attention in quite an unforgettable way. Through life's ups and (clear-cut) downs, you've managed to find humor where most couldn't imagine it.

Kudos on reclaiming your spotlight by bravely venturing into comedy appearances and making audiences laugh — because if anyone knows how cutting irony can be humorous, it's certainly you. Here's wishing you a birthday that's intact and full of laughter; after all these years, one thing is certain: you're definitely cut out for resilience!

Have a great day!