Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on April 08, 1959)

Happy Birthday, John Weaver! From steering the Straight Talk Express with Senator McCain to guiding Jon Huntsman's presidential ambitions, you've always known how to navigate political storms. Your knack for strategy is legendary—rumor has it even your birthday candles concede defeat before you blow them out!

Here's wishing you another year filled with sharp insights and memorable victories. May your celebrations be bipartisanly joyful and free of recounts or debates. After all these campaigns, you've certainly earned a day off from polling numbers—unless they're counting slices of cake eaten today! Cheers to many more successful spins around the sun!