Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on May 28, 1956)

Happy Birthday, John "Chalk" Wells! Another year older and still chalking up victories—literally. Whether it's your legendary pool table skills or that unforgettable karaoke night (we're still recovering), you've proven age is just a number...though we won't mention which one.

Congrats on your recent triumphs too; from finally mastering the BBQ grill without setting off smoke alarms to successfully assembling IKEA furniture in under three hours—a true milestone indeed. Keep being awesome, Chalk—we can't wait to see what hilarious adventures you'll stumble into next!

Here's wishing you another fantastic trip around the sun filled with laughter and joy!