Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on December 18, 1955)

Happy Birthday, John Zaffis! May your day be filled with more cake and fewer haunted antiques. You've bravely faced countless spooky attics and creepy basements on "Haunted Collector," proving that ghosts might be scary, but nothing compares to the terror of misplacing your EMF detector. Your fearless leadership at the Paranormal and Demonology Research Society of New England has inspired many—though we're still wondering if you ever found a ghost willing to chip in for rent.

Here's wishing you another year filled with thrilling adventures, successful investigations, and minimal ectoplasmic cleanup. Keep collecting those haunted treasures—just remember: if it floats or whispers ominously, maybe leave it behind this time!