Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on November 21, 1982)

Happy Birthday, John Zeiler! It seems like just yesterday you were skating circles around defenders after being drafted 132nd overall by the Phoenix Coyotes back in 2002. Time flies faster than one of your slapshots—almost as fast anyway!

Here's to remembering some classic Zeiler moments on the ice: relentless hustle, sneaky passes down the wing, and that unmistakable grin when celebrating a big goal. May your birthday celebrations today match those thrilling victories, filled with cheers louder than a packed arena.

Keep aging gracefully and humorously; unlike penalties in hockey, birthdays never seem to end early. Enjoy it fully!