Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on May 06, 1978)

Happy Birthday, John-antonio Abraham! Another year older, but probably still faster than most quarterbacks you've chased down. From your legendary days with the Jets to dominating offenses with the Falcons and Cardinals, you've tackled age like you tackled running backs—relentlessly and without mercy.

Five Pro Bowls and three All-Pro selections later, you're still proving that greatness never retires—it just takes occasional breaks for cake. May your birthday be filled with fewer sacks (unless they're gift sacks) and more touchdowns in happiness. Here's hoping this year brings as much joy as you brought pain to opposing quarterbacks!

Cheers to a legend who always knows how to blitz aging gracefully!