Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on February 15, 1986)

Happy birthday, Johnny Cueto! Ever since you strutted onto the mound with that marvelous hair and iconic shimmy back in 2008, hitters have been guessing—and swinging—at your sly pitches. You've thrown enough gems to build a jewelry store, and your swagger could give dancing lessons to professional salsa instructors.

From kicking up dirt in Cincinnati to dazzling crowds nationwide, you've made every strikeout memorable. Whether you're spinning complete games or delivering priceless celebrations on the field, you remain baseball's most charming pitcher. Here's wishing you another fantastic year filled with more strikes than hairstyles—which is saying something!