Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on July 10, 1966)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Johnny Grunge! Alongside Rocco Rock, you rocked arenas as part of The Public Enemy, turning tables into splinters and making powerbombs look like poetry. Your matches weren't just wrestling—they were epic parties where chairs flew and crowds roared. Who else could make chaos look so effortlessly cool?

Your induction into the Hardcore Hall of Fame in 2007 was well-deserved recognition for all those unforgettable moments. Today, we celebrate not just your birthday but every table you've smashed and every opponent you've powerbombed into oblivion. Here's hoping your cake survives longer than your opponents ever did!