Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on January 04, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Johnny Nelson—the man who held onto the WBO Cruiserweight title longer than most of us hold onto our gym memberships! Seven glorious years and 13 successful defenses—your opponents probably started wondering if you were ever going to retire or just keep knocking them out forever.

Your legendary reign in boxing history is unmatched; rumor has it even Father Time was afraid you'd defend your belt against him too. Here's hoping your birthday packs as much punch as your famous right hook. Cheers to another year of greatness, champ—you've truly earned every round of celebration!