Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on May 05, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Jon Bostic! You're officially another year wiser—and somehow still faster than most of us mere mortals. Ever since that big day in 2013 when the Chicago Bears wisely snapped you up at number 50 overall (clearly a steal!), you've been showing offensive lines who's boss, season after exciting season.

From your fierce tackles to those memorable game-changing hits, you've proven you're not just an athlete; you're NFL royalty whose highlight reel only improves with age—much like fine wine or Tom Brady. Here's hoping this birthday is filled with celebration worthy of your incredible career so far!