Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on August 24, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Jon Scheyer! You're officially older—but don't worry, your legendary moves from the 2010 NCAA Championship aren't aging one day! Your iconic performances with Duke, earning Consensus second-team All-American honors and a spot as first-team All-ACC still have us hoops fans wondering how you made basketball look so effortless.

As you blow out those candles today, remember: you're not getting older; you've just reached that golden age where your game highlights become timeless classics. Celebrate with slam-dunk cake slices—and here's hoping your birthday involves fewer stressful buzzer-beaters and more relaxed victories. Cheers to another incredible year ahead!