Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on December 30, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Jon Theodore! May your day be filled with more rhythm than a Mars Volta jam session and fewer awkward pauses than an unplugged drum kit. From your mind-blowing beats in "De-Loused in the Comatorium" to rocking stadiums alongside Queens of the Stone Age, you've proven that drummers aren't just musicians—they're superheroes behind cymbals.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much excitement as those epic solos and enough cake to fuel another decade of legendary performances. Keep pounding out greatness; after all, age is just a number—but impeccable timing lasts forever! Rock on, birthday legend!