Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on March 21, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Jonah Goldberg! May your special day be filled with all the joy and witty charm befitting someone who has managed to craft thought-provoking works like "Liberal Fascism." After penning such provocative bestsellers, it's clear you've single-handedly disproved any theory claiming conservatives don't have a sharp sense of humor!

As you celebrate another trip around the sun, reflect on how gracefully you've stirred both admiration and debate alike. Between lively podcast appearances and timely critiques reminding us not to take politics too seriously (yet always thoughtfully), here's hoping this year brings plenty more bestseller rankings—and maybe fewer angry emails!