Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on May 12, 1975)

Happy birthday to the legendary Jonah Lomu! The man who didn't just play rugby, but redefined it. Who could forget your iconic bulldozing runs during the 1995 Rugby World Cup, especially that unforgettable moment when you steamrolled through England's defense like they were cardboard cutouts? Even today, defenders probably wake up in cold sweats thinking about facing you.

Your legacy with the All Blacks remains unmatched—scoring tries as effortlessly as most of us blow out candles on a cake. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter and joy; after all those years of leaving opponents behind, it's time for cake to tackle you instead!