Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on August 03, 1934)

Happy birthday, Jonas Savimbi! If guerrilla warfare had a hall of fame, you'd surely have your own wing. Your charisma and determination in founding UNITA made history—though we're pretty sure the jungle mosquitoes still haven't forgiven you for all those late-night strategy meetings.

Even though you're no longer with us, your legacy continues to spark debates and inspire stories. Who else could make camouflage attire look so effortlessly stylish? Here's hoping you're celebrating somewhere peaceful—perhaps finally enjoying a ceasefire from political battles and tactical maneuvers. Cheers to you, Jonas; may your legend remain as timeless as your beard!