Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on July 15, 1980)

Happy birthday, Jonathan Cheechoo! Here's to the legend whose slapshot once terrified goalies more than their dentist bills. Your incredible 56-goal season back in 2005-06 not only stamped your place into Sharks history but also left netminders scrambling faster than players at a free donut giveaway.

As you skate through another fantastic year ahead, may life treat you as generously and effortlessly as that Rocket Richard Trophy-winning shot of yours. And remember—age is just like hockey sticks; it doesn't matter how many you've broken along the way—they're all symbols of unforgettable victories! Keep lighting up life's scoreboard!