Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on January 16, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Jonathan! Another year older, but clearly your age-defying footwork still tricks defenders as easily as when you scored those epic 35 goals for Club Guarani. Cerro Porteño fans remain forever grateful that in 2011, magic feet like yours decided to join the team—truly a match made in soccer heaven.

Remember, birthdays are just like penalty kicks: aim carefully or you might end up looking silly on social media tomorrow! Wishing you another brilliant season filled with spectacular free-kicks and midfield mastery. Here's hoping this next chapter is your most goal-packed yet (and may refs always overlook harmless fouls)!