Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on February 25, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Jonathan Freedland! Your journalistic flair has graced the pages of The Guardian and The Jewish Chronicle, captivating readers worldwide. Who else could effortlessly navigate between British political sagas and transatlantic media musings with such wit? Surely even Shakespeare himself tips his quill to your precision and insight.

Let's take a moment to celebrate your recent achievements—thought-provoking columns that sparked debates on both sides of the pond, measured wisdom sprinkled generously all over social commentary. You've probably set some kind of record for seamlessly referencing pastries while dissecting global politics!

Cheers to more brilliant stories—and cake-filled adventures ahead!