Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on December 02, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Jonathan Goodwin! Just like when you snapped your way into Super Bowl history with the Saints at XLIV, you're smoothly tackling another year. From debuting way back in 2002 with the Jets—when flip phones were cutting-edge—you've always delivered passes more accurately than my GPS.

Your epic journey through NFL stadiums was impressive; I mean, who else protected quarterbacks longer than most of us keep gym memberships? Here's hoping your special day brings as much excitement and sweetness as that championship ring. Embrace your ageless center position—in life, cake-eating speed is all about timing anyway!