Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 24, 1990)

Happy Birthday, JonTron! May your day be filled with fewer glitches than the games you've bravely endured. From surviving questionable gameplay mechanics to hilariously dissecting gaming disasters, you’ve given us countless laughs and unforgettable moments—your legendary reactions alone deserve their own Hall of Fame.

Here's hoping this year brings even more comedic gold and less frustration from poorly designed boss battles. Keep shining bright like a freshly polished pair of Normal Boots; may your humor remain timelessly glitch-free, unlike most titles in your collection. Cheers to another fantastic level-up—you've truly earned all the bonus points today!