Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on August 19, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Jonathan Martin! From Stanford standout to NFL debut with the Miami Dolphins, you've had your share of big moments and impressive tackles. Though tackling teammates' pranks wasn't exactly what you signed up for, your resilience left quite the mark!

Despite life's curveballs back in 2013, it's clear you have continued pushing ahead—and hopefully dodging any unnecessary roughness along the way. Here's wishing you another year filled with great achievements, fewer hazings (preferably none at all), and plenty of laughs as unbeatable as your college highlights reel. Keep smiling—you've earned it!