Let's make this birthday one to remember.

52 years old (Born on August 22, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Father Jonathan Morris! May your special day be filled with more joy than a Sunday sermon and fewer surprises than live TV. Your "Father Knows Best" segments on Fox News have enlightened us all—proving that wisdom can indeed come packaged in humor, humility, and the occasional witty comeback.

Congratulations also on your continued success as Program Director of the Catholic Channel on Sirius XM radio. You've managed to blend faith with fun seamlessly—a miracle almost as impressive as turning water into wine (though perhaps slightly less popular at parties). Here's wishing you another year blessed with laughter, inspiration—and minimal technical difficulties!