Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 12, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Jonathan Obika! The legendary striker who joined Tottenham Hotspur in 2008 and then embarked on a grand tour of England's football clubs—Yeovil Town, Millwall, Charlton Athletic—you name it. Rumor has it your suitcase had more mileage than most Premier League midfielders!

But seriously Jonathan, you've always been the ultimate journeyman hero: scoring goals wherever you went (and occasionally unpacking). Your dedication and resilience have made fans smile from Yeovil to Millwall—and beyond.

Here's wishing you another year filled with success both on and off the pitch. May your birthday celebrations be as memorable as all those loan spells combined!