Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on March 01, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Jonathan Spector! From your fearless tackles at West Ham United to bossing the midfield and defense for Birmingham City since 2011, you've always been a true American hero on British soil. Your versatility is legendary—defender one day, midfielder the next; honestly, we're still waiting for you to pop up as goalkeeper!

Let's not forget that epic debut with Team USA back in 2004—you've proudly worn those stars and stripes ever since. May your birthday be filled with fewer yellow cards than usual—and may all life's penalties go wide of goal today! Cheers to you!