Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 27, 1986)

Happy birthday, Jonathon Niese! May your day be filled with joy—and may it curve perfectly into celebration just like that legendary breaking ball of yours. Ever since you stepped onto the mound for your Major League debut back in 2008 proudly sporting Mets orange and blue, baseball bats everywhere lived in fear as hitters futilely chased after those wicked curves and clever cutters.

Fans still reminisce about how effortlessly you carved up opposing lineups—slicing pitches inside corners to befuddle batters one inning at a time. Here's wishing another fantastic year ahead: smooth sailing and plenty more victories (on or off the field)!