Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on July 08, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Burroughs! You're the only guy we know who can wrestle gold medals away from Olympians and still make it look easier than blowing out birthday candles. Ever since your epic victory at the 2012 London Olympics in the 74 kg weight class, you've been pinning down success faster than opponents hit the mat.

Here's to another year of legendary takedowns, unstoppable double-leg moves, and making wrestling mats everywhere tremble with fear. May your day be filled with laughter—and may no one dare challenge you for that last slice of cake. Keep grappling greatness; you're truly golden!