Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on March 06, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Kirkpatrick! From your dazzling debut with Hamilton Academical back in 2008 to bossing the midfield at Dumbarton since 2013, you've certainly kicked up quite a storm. Your moves on the pitch are smoother than birthday cake frosting and more memorable than any viral cat video.

Here's hoping this year brings you as many victories as laughs—because let's face it, watching defenders chase after you is comedy gold. Keep scoring goals and making opponents dizzy; you're aging like fine wine (or should we say vintage football boots?). Cheers to another fantastic season ahead filled with success!