Let's make this birthday one to remember.

30 years old (Born on July 25, 1994)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Lukaku! From your dazzling debut with Anderlecht in 2012 to sprinting down the flank at Oostende on loan in 2013, you've always kept opponents guessing—and fans cheering. Your speed and agility have left defenders dizzy and spectators amazed; rumor has it some fullbacks still wake up sweating from nightmares of chasing you!

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic tackles, unstoppable runs down the wing, and maybe even a goal or two (we know you're secretly dreaming about scoring that screamer). Keep making us smile both on and off the pitch—enjoy your day!