Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on October 03, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Lynch! May your celebrations be as legendary as those epic touchdown runs you dazzled us with at Northern Illinois University. Your dual-threat skills made defenders dizzy and fans ecstatic—rumor has it some linebackers are still chasing shadows from your 2013 Heisman-finalist season!

Here's hoping this year brings you even more success than that unforgettable Orange Bowl appearance or the countless records you've shattered along the way. Keep scrambling through life’s challenges like they're just another defensive line—you've always been unstoppable on and off the field. Cheers to a birthday filled with laughter, touchdowns, and cake-induced end-zone dances!