Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on September 02, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Jordan Malloch! From paddling furiously in Sydney to making waves in Athens, you've always known how to sprint through life with style. Who else can say they've navigated Olympic waters and still kept their sense of humor afloat?

May your birthday celebrations be smoother than a canoe gliding across calm water—and may the cake calories vanish faster than you raced down those lanes at the Olympics! Here's wishing that this year brings even more memorable moments (and fewer sore muscles). Keep inspiring us all by proving age is just another number—just like lane assignments!

Cheers, champ!